Indians are racist

From Conversations with self

• When you laugh at a Sardar joke, you’re a racist.
• When you imitate a Mallu accent, you’re a racist.
• When you call all South Indians “Madrasi”, you’re a racist.
• Here’s a riddle – Why won’t you find a Raymond showroom in Pakistan? – Because there aren’t any complete men there. Funny? You’re a racist.
• When you call Telugu people “Goltis”, you’re a racist.
• When you call Malayalees “Mallus”, you’re a racist.
• When you call Tamilians “Katpadi” and/or “Kongas”, you’re a racist.
• When you call anyone from North East India / East Asia “Chinkis”, you’re a racist.
• When you call Bengalis “Bongs”, you’re a racist.
• When you’re looking for a fair bride/groom in your matrimonial, you’re a racist

When I was younger I thought I was a racist. I probably still am. But at least I know I am equal and not superior to all the other human beings around me, when considering race as a factor.

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