9/03/2005

Bird Bath

We've had many laughs about Anoop's bathing habits. Yesterday when I went in to take a shower, just after Anoop's shower, to find water all over the bathroom walls. Mind you, not the floor, but the walls.

So I wondered what he does when he goes in for a shower. Probably as follows:

Fill the bucket with water. Maybe even turn on the shower for good measure.
Fill mug with water and pour it on the west wall.
Fill mug and pour it on the east wall.
Fill mug and pour it on the south wall.
Fill mug and pour it on the north wall.
Fill mug and pour it on the ceiling.
Sprinkle water on head.
Wash face with "Fem" liquid soap.
Dry with towel.

And lo! Anoop has taken a bath.

P.S: I am sure I am dead when Anoop reads this.


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